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Post by Anne McCoy on May 21, 2007 22:37:05 GMT -5
A really mindless game where you give the wrong answer to a question. Like so.
Q;What is Indiana Jones' real name?
A:Percival Wafflebottom.
Easy. I'll start.
What is the capitol of Australia?
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Post by Indiana Jones on May 22, 2007 9:40:02 GMT -5
A: Mordor.
Q: What explorer discovered America?
**edited answer to make it funny
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Post by Willie Scott on May 22, 2007 10:59:19 GMT -5
^^My history teacher
Q: Who wrote Harry Potter?
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Post by Anne McCoy on May 22, 2007 11:47:39 GMT -5
A wiccan woman hoping to corrupt our youth by influencing them into witchcraft.
What's the difference between Coke and Pepsi?
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Post by Indiana Jones on May 22, 2007 12:08:28 GMT -5
There's really no difference, it's the marketing department's jobs at the respective companies to make you think that what you're drinking is actually different from their competitor when in reality their beverages are exactly the same in every other possible conceivable way.
Q: When visiting Middle Earth, who would you happen upon that would be called "King of the Horses"?
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Post by Rick O'Connell on May 22, 2007 12:10:10 GMT -5
Princess Pony, of Pony Island
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by Philip Smith on May 22, 2007 12:29:25 GMT -5
Not nearly as much as a musk rat would rat if a muskrat could rat musk.
Is Al Gore a droid?
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Post by Indiana Jones on May 22, 2007 13:49:36 GMT -5
Yes, but the odd thing is he's powered by gasoline. Ever wonder why gas prices are so high? He's worried about the world's supply of oil running dry so he's hording all the gas for himself. G.O.R.E. Generic Obsolete Robot Extreme, He's called and programmed to do everything in his power to convince the world's leaders to mass produce electric cars and make everyone think that he invented the internet.
Is it possible to staple one's fingers together with a standard stapler?
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Post by Anne McCoy on May 22, 2007 14:38:00 GMT -5
Of course. If you can't, you'd better get yourself another stapler.
What was the point of the 80s?
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Post by Indiana Jones on May 22, 2007 15:06:33 GMT -5
To convince the world that stretch pants and leg warmers were cool. Also rumor has it that Care Bears were supposed to take over the world should the stretch pants and leg warmers thing fail.
What are little boys made of?
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Post by Anne McCoy on May 22, 2007 15:25:34 GMT -5
Arsenic and red cabbage.
Whats the difference between lawyers and polecats?
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Post by Rick O'Connell on May 22, 2007 17:54:02 GMT -5
There isn't one.
If I leave my house at 3 and you leave your house at 6, what time will we meet at some vague location 17 hours away?
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Post by Daniel Jackson on May 22, 2007 18:06:35 GMT -5
2:35. I'm taking my Delorean.
If a tree falls in th forest and nobody is there to hear it fall, does it make a sound?
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Post by Anne McCoy on May 23, 2007 0:13:27 GMT -5
Yes. And it sounds like Shirley Bassey, which is exactly why no one is there to hear it.
How many pennies do you have to eat to get copper poisoning?
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Post by Jennifer Oakland on May 24, 2007 12:29:29 GMT -5
None, they don't make pennies out of copper anymore XD
What is pi?
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